Tuesday, March 18, 2014
So You Are Telling Me I Have A CHOICE On March 17th?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, and Happy Saint Gertrude's Day! Do you know about her? Gertrude of Nivelles was a seventh century abbess, and patron saint of cats and gardeners, and today is her feast day. Yep - the original cat lady!
If its all the same to everyone else, I will forgo the drunken bums with green puke on their green shirts and spend the day celebrating and honoring the kitty from now on. I knew there was something fishy about a 'day' that is not a day off work that encourages people to drink themselves blind, just like Saint Patrick did in his day. GAH!
How could NO ONE have told me about the patron Saint of Kitties and gardeners. I like kitties. I plant tulips. You would think that at least one of you holy rollers would have made the connection. Help a brother out next time, will ya? I hate when you humans keep me in the dark about such things. It's your least attractive trait as a species.
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