Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Great. I Lasted Two Days. I Am So Weak.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Great. I Lasted Two Days. I Am So Weak.

13 comments:

j-swin said...: i missed you man, never leave again!!; January 28, 2015 at 11:05 AM
j-swin said...: huh, huh, pant pant....sensory overload!; January 28, 2015 at 11:08 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: About goddamn time, mister.; January 28, 2015 at 11:11 AM
Dr. Theda said...: Great to have you back....!!!; January 28, 2015 at 12:18 PM
Unknown said...: Woohoo!; January 28, 2015 at 1:19 PM
Unknown said...: Lasted 2 days before what? Baking another cherry pie?
Put a captioning kitten in that pie and you'll surely have the rest of the internet beating a trail to your blog.
And if you've missed it, Justified is back to entertain you.; January 28, 2015 at 1:20 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I know. It's on my viewing list right after MASTERCHEF Junior.; January 28, 2015 at 1:40 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Duff, that's all I want. I just want to be the last great blog standing. Damn you punk kids and your instagrams.; January 28, 2015 at 1:41 PM
Unknown said...: The kids and I love MC jr. I don't watch much tv with the kids, and no reality shows, but this one is done so well and with such kindness, respect and honesty. I have to make sure the kids don't see me tearing up at times.; January 28, 2015 at 1:50 PM
Rob R said...: Hurray for weakness! ;); January 28, 2015 at 1:58 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: You will never see Gordon Ramsey so lovable as on that show. I want the little kid to win but he won't which is too bad. Really love that show too. You might like My Kitchen Rules AU...home cooks that hold diner parties and get evealuated by their fellow contestants and two food experts. Fun stuff. But never like the original Japanese Iron Chef.; January 28, 2015 at 3:14 PM
DrGoat said...: The original Iron Chef was great. By the way, glad you're back.; January 29, 2015 at 6:30 AM
Timothy S. Brannan said...: We are glad you are back!; January 29, 2015 at 8:56 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.