Wednesday, August 19, 2015

This Is Why I Can't Find A Woman - Reason 436

 
It's all that damn bike riding.
Can't the same 'vibrations' lead to heterosexual sex?
 

7 comments:

j-swin said...

So a young nun and an older nun were riding their bikes down an old Parisian street when the young one said "I've never come this way before."

The older of the two replied "it's the cobblestones, dearie."

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Ha ha ha. I spit my pepsi.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

"Can't the same 'vibrations' lead to heterosexual sex?"

No.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But...but...


Okay

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

So every girl that has every been on a bike is a Laser Beam?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That's right. We Are Everywhere.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Cool. I like that. I can always find one when I need to start a Roller Derby team.