Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: I Will Only Says This ONCE!

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

I Will Only Says This ONCE!

10 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...: Gotta disagree with you on this one, Cal. I love man buns! I think they're sexy.; December 21, 2016 at 12:10 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: And that is why you are a laserbeam; December 21, 2016 at 4:48 PM
j-swin said...: I'm going to go ahead and take counterpoint, Debra.

Man buns are the epitome of hipster douchbagery. I have to shake my head and wonder what our grandfathers would have thought of these dweebs scampering about with their jeans and lattes (both skinny)! Build something out of wood, fix something in your house, stop taking pictures of your food and sipping microbrews. Have a shot and a steak and for Christ sake, leave the phone in your pocket.; December 21, 2016 at 4:53 PM
Timothy S. Brannan said...: PREACH Brother Calvin!; December 22, 2016 at 4:30 AM
DrGoat said...: J-swim pretty much hit the nail on the head.; December 22, 2016 at 7:32 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: The term HIPSTER DOOFUS comes to mind when I see a man bun.; December 22, 2016 at 8:30 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Oh, you boys. *shakes head sadly*; December 22, 2016 at 9:14 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Trust me, if having a man bun meant I could have a cute girlfriend and long hair I would still shave my head.; December 22, 2016 at 11:19 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: You astonish me.; December 22, 2016 at 10:20 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: It's a guy thing. Some things are just not done. Lie with a man. I don't give a shit. I celebrate you love. But damn, you got such nice long hair. Do the ponytail and don't mock me with your man bun. Damn, that is like stirring my drink with your dick.; December 23, 2016 at 1:26 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.