Gays have pooled their vast resources to unleash a plan that will have many straight-family men waking up gay on Boxing Day. The Christian Defense League of Texas reports new studies prove staring at a new blinking cadence in holiday lights leaves men “feeling virile and yearning for the musk of other men’.
The Christian Defense League of Texas is warning straight people to immediately turn off any blinking patterns of lights, as it is next to impossible to tell what blinking patterns gays have programmed to electronically short-circuit the morality portion of the brain that allows the body to act on homosexual impulses.
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3 comments:
Shit, they figured it out! Who knew straight people were so smart?
They aren't....which means this is a hoax. Me thinks some boys in that group are just HOPING to lure in some shirtless latin boys with this ruse.
It's TRUE! I read it on the internet
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