Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Cookie Monster on Display

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Cookie Monster on Display

How is he on display?

Where is the rest of him?

Since when is he a puppet?

This is all very disturbing.

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...: Two words: chainsaw accident.; April 4, 2018 at 10:18 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: No, I refuse to believe that. Why would Cookie be near power tools. It doesn't make any sense.; April 4, 2018 at 10:31 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: The lumberjack had cookies. It was an accident waiting to happen.; April 4, 2018 at 10:36 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: But why was he in the forest in the first place. He is a CITY Monster. Am I talking to myself here?; April 4, 2018 at 10:49 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: The lumberjack with the cookies and the chainsaw was in the city at a gay bar. You may not want to delve any deeper.; April 4, 2018 at 2:51 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: No, I must. For cookie's sake. They told him he could have a cookie and it meant somehting else in their culture, didn't it? Damn Gay Tradesmen.

"Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?"
"I don't know."; April 4, 2018 at 10:00 PM

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