The octopus clutching the cat and the Jiffy peanut butter can make his plans, but meanwhile the cat is thinking: "What? I'm supposed to make an octopus sammich with just peanut butter and no strawberry jam??"
That is not a sammich if the octopus is not put between the peanut butter and jam. Go tell Gordon Ramsey you left out a key ingrediant and just 'forgot the jam'. No way you get a black jacket after that screw up and he will rip you a new one.
Hey, the cat picture captioned When your cat watches too much Food Network"? You are jumping to conclusions (typical) if you say the cat killed that mouse. What I see is a little Ophelia mouse that the cat did his best to save from drowning, but tragically was too late. The bit of greenery on Ophelia is a river lily she clutched as she went down. Hamlet Cat is grieving, and you mock him. That is SO LIKE YOU!!!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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The octopus clutching the cat and the Jiffy peanut butter can make his plans, but meanwhile the cat is thinking: "What? I'm supposed to make an octopus sammich with just peanut butter and no strawberry jam??"
Lots of good ones but my fave is the Food Network Cat!
That is not a sammich if the octopus is not put between the peanut butter and jam. Go tell Gordon Ramsey you left out a key ingrediant and just 'forgot the jam'. No way you get a black jacket after that screw up and he will rip you a new one.
Hey, the cat picture captioned When your cat watches too much Food Network"? You are jumping to conclusions (typical) if you say the cat killed that mouse. What I see is a little Ophelia mouse that the cat did his best to save from drowning, but tragically was too late. The bit of greenery on Ophelia is a river lily she clutched as she went down. Hamlet Cat is grieving, and you mock him. That is SO LIKE YOU!!!
Thank you. You have discovered my secret.
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