Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: That Noah Story Was Hinky From The Beginning

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

That Noah Story Was Hinky From The Beginning

Maybe God shrunk them down and made them really tiny. See, change one line and the stupid story gets infinitely better. Yes I am suggesting a rewrite of the Bible. It could do with some editing and clarity. And more spaceships or those time travelling Nazi Dinosaurs.

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...: Try to work in some Harry Potter and a few Avengers too, okay?; June 11, 2019 at 12:15 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Of course I will. It's my rewrite afterall. And why not Aquaman as well?; June 11, 2019 at 2:38 PM

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