Thursday, February 6, 2020

It Sold OUT At $80 A Pop


And what time of the month does this candle's smell suppose to represent? I mean is it the most freshly scrubbed vagina or is it a more skanky or even a haunted vagina scent? Why would you not ask this of Gwyneth before you purchased your haunted vagina candle? That seems very odd to me.


2 comments:

Rob R said...

Between Gwyneth Paltrow and (actual headline) "Erykah Badu to sell vagina incense made from her used underwear," I fear we are actually approaching the end times... and that's not even mentioning politics... ugh...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh we are done. ERYKAH BADU?? She would have been my last choice. Mary J Blige, sure...but Erykah.