Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Day Mugsy Lost His Mind


"All right boys. This is da way it's gonna be, see. This cat is now da head of dis here gang. Anyone who has a complaint with dat will just have to take it up wit Mr Whiskers here and I pity da first mug dat opens his mouth. This cat is stone cold. He's a killer, see. When he tells yous what to do yous best do it, see. Especially yous der in da front row. You think looking like a young Leonard Nemoy makes you tough? I'll tell ya what's tough. Dis here cat is tough, see"

5 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

Oh, God I read this about 20 minutes ago and I can't stop giggling.

I need a vacation. Or a drink. Or both.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Might I suggest a drinking vacation?

Gristle McNerd said...

oh my, I didn't know that anyone apart from odd people on archive.org even know these...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Someone else found it. I just imaginated the dialog.

Shawn said...

Dat der was funny, see? You gots a good brain for humor, see! Nice work. You get to live anudder day...