Because I have had just about enough of these pre-toddler freeloaders just filling their diapers and demanding our attention. You want a hug? Sweep and mop the kitchen first and we will talk. Want to hear a lullaby? Well that ceiling fan is looking pretty dusty. Here, let me give you a boost.
And I don't want to hear any bitchin' on their part about the 'Dickensian' child labor practices we employ or I will have to show them (AGAIN - because they remember NOTHING I tell them) that story about the Chinese father who made his three year old girl walk the tightrope over a pack of tigers.
Just tired of these babies coasting on their laurels and pretending they can't speak or stand just to get out of a little hard work. You're busted Huggies Boy.
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6 comments:
Why can't I think of these things first?
A slacker is a slacker regardless of age and species. I'm always yelling at dogs to get jobs.
Damn straight!
Holy crap. Why didn't I ever think of that?
(Probably because crawling only lasts about three months.)
But still!
Okay, six at a pinch.
With just a little effort you can extend that to 18 months easily Megan.
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