Why don't the say you can't buy, sell or use Silly string on Halloween? Or is that so un specified. That stuff is dangerous anyways. Then again so is walking across the street in the city.
Silly string is not dangerous! Even when you force the nozzle into your brother's mouth and spray 'till he turns blue it's relatively easy to swallow and/or throw it up and the physical recovery time is minimal.
Psychological recovery? Hey, we've all got scars, dude.
First they take my silly string and then they take my guns. Well they can have my guns because I don't have guns. But I am keeping my silly string. And my play doe.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Why don't the say you can't buy, sell or use Silly string on Halloween? Or is that so un specified.
That stuff is dangerous anyways.
Then again so is walking across the street in the city.
Silly string is not dangerous! Even when you force the nozzle into your brother's mouth and spray 'till he turns blue it's relatively easy to swallow and/or throw it up and the physical recovery time is minimal.
Psychological recovery? Hey, we've all got scars, dude.
First they take my silly string and then they take my guns. Well they can have my guns because I don't have guns. But I am keeping my silly string. And my play doe.
MD -anything else you want to confess while you are in the mood?
They'll have to pry the can of silly string from out of my cold, dead hand.
Weren't those Charlton Heston's last words?
I think so. Either Heston's last words or Roger Rabbit's.
Post a Comment