99 Things You May Not Want To Know About Me But Will Read Anyway Before NOT Commenting Which Is Why I Love All Of You - The Next 20

20. Is there a girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Anyone that would let me be their champion. Unfortunately I am never ever anyone's first choice.

21. Name something you like about the day you’re having.

I had such a great long nap so I awoke with that fantastic disorientation that you can enjoy for the first two minutes or so. I liked it.

22. Is it cute when Girls kiss you on your forehead?

No, it's usually pity. But since the events are usually accompanied by some royal award like a crown or a necklace.

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

I WISH, because she is cute and funny and sweet and sexy and can go nuts when faced with an evil person or in the middle of an injustice. I want that girl in my jeep after the zomble Apocalypse begins. She is really my bestest wanna be girlfriend.

24. What are you sitting on right now?

And the corner of Polar Bear St. and Narwhal Avenues in downtown Red Deer.

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

I can never hear those three little words often enough.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't’t have?

Everyday. But after a time you can find that wanting a thing is much more pleasing than actually getting the thing (to paraphrase - AMOK TIME from the Original Star Trek)

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

The cat.

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

Not since I left that germ factory that is your average public schools. If you want to develop a super immune system, spend some time in the environment of all the grubby monsters you will end up associating with.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

I got it from your mother...and it wasn't even my birthday.

30. Does anyone hate you?

Your father after seeing that I had given his new shirt given to me by your mother. No, anyone who hates me doesn't talk to me anymore. She don't go out of their ways to take revenge on me for all my sins against them and the world. Either that or I have never pissed anyone off long enough for them to care enough to hate me.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden around the house.

I rarely take my drink to the house. I hate to drink alone. I prefer to go to a nice pub with good pizza and finger foods. Drinking needs to be down in the company of others after a hard days work. If I had friends that would be my most favorite reason to get out of the house.

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

I love suspense and I love be surprised. I, however, hate those torture porn movies like 'Saw' or 'Hostel'. I admire the elaborate kill machines of Jigsaw because of the sheer genius of them but I can stop the movie once the more squishy parts appear.

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

If some young girl who likes when a guy has that done asked me too, I would do it, then abuse the privilege by making her feel good most every time she would let me.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

The year my father died. I would have like to re-do those times with all I know and understand about myself today. I could have enhanced his life more than I already had.

35. Did you have a dream last night?

Volcan eruptions destroying the yards and backyard fire-pits around me.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

I care about you all with my unlimited love.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

No one will ever love me that much. Even my Russian mail-order bride had herself returned.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

If they did I wish they would tell me so that I could return those feelings.

39. What do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

He takes awhile to get to know but WOW, what an interesting and loving guy. Maybe I should try being adored by him for awhile instead of getting put down or abused by my current boyfriend. I deserve a cool guy like Kal.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

I did, Danielle and I cooked the exact same meals for our families last night. I love when she shares her meals with her followers. I am dying to learn how to make roast tomatoes soup with a blt sammich.