Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Early Morning Captions

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Early Morning Captions

6 comments:

Jordan said...: "Benny the Crocodile!" This should be a series. I love that he refers to himself, mentally, by his full title; I love the suggestion that there's an ongoing, perennial struggle between the nitwit day care center staff (who put up barbed wire!) and "Benny the Crocodile" (and that he always wins); I love the sheer lunacy of the entire premise.; November 24, 2012 at 4:06 AM
Kal said...: Thank you. I had the same thought. I need to pitch this concept to Disney. Toddlers eaten by amphibians is a winning idea.; November 24, 2012 at 4:26 AM
Jordan said...: A whole series of smug thought balloons! "Well, they're right...nobody could get past these sentries to menace the children. Except Benny the Crocodile."

He'd have to not actually be that dangerous -- just persistent and annoying. You'd keep glimpsing him out the day care center windows, tirelessly sneaking across the asphalt or dropping out of a tree by accident.; November 24, 2012 at 4:33 AM
Kal said...: And sometimes he would wear different hats thinking he was fooling people because a hat, of course, is the perfect disguise or so he thinks. It would be so much easier for him to seek out normal crocodile food but this has become PERSONAL and he isn't going anywhere until he's eaten every damned kid in the building.; November 24, 2012 at 5:31 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: That's such a sweet picture of the little girl playing chess with her cat.; November 24, 2012 at 6:52 AM
Kelly Sedinger said...: I don't know if it's because I just watched the movie The Edge the other day, but that bear just cracks me up.; November 25, 2012 at 10:31 AM

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