This Doesn't Look Hygenic Or Safe

 

I am as worried about the leash and collar free feature as I am about the insufficient number of diapers that come with this plague carrying vermin. How do their guarantee that each monkey will be delivered live? I mean what business can make that promise 100 % of the time? And what about carrying the Ebola virus and their reputation as face rippers? Do not order yourself a monkey, people. I know it seems like a good idea now but your future will only be filled with regret if you do this.