Second Favorite Episode Of The Simpsons

Homer - "Boy that John is great. We should have him and his wife over for drinks sometime."
Marge - "Um...I don't think he's married."

Homer - "Oh, a swinging bachelor eh? Well, there are lots of foxy ladies around."
Marge - "Didn't he seem a bit 'festive' to you?"
Homer - "Yeh, great guy, life of the party."
Marge - "HOMER, He prefers the company of MEN!"
Homer - Well who DOESN'T??