Epic FAIL - Play Him Off Keyboard Cat

You knew I had to include one of these and this one is just epic in the FAIL department. That poor bastard. TWO MONTHS dude? You got what was coming to you. She didn't even look at the ring that you shoved in her general direction. You GOTS to distract them with some bling when you ask them and if you can't you just walk away. Notice how she didn't even lie and just say yes to spare him. That is just COLD baby. Keyboard Cat - you know what to do.