there was an episode of 'tales from the darkside' where a woman ordered a diet aid-- special glasses and a hearing aid... it worked (a little too well). from then on she saw (and heard) any food as anthropomorphic and she couldn't bear "killing" anything... especially the banana that screamed when she lost her head and peeled it. at the end she was found dead (from starvation) with her mouth sewn shut...
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
Oh, jeez...that's just a tad creepy...
What the floop!?!?
What? Doesn't everyone see those eyes when they eat breakfast?
there was an episode of 'tales from the darkside' where a woman ordered a diet aid-- special glasses and a hearing aid... it worked (a little too well). from then on she saw (and heard) any food as anthropomorphic and she couldn't bear "killing" anything... especially the banana that screamed when she lost her head and peeled it. at the end she was found dead (from starvation) with her mouth sewn shut...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Lisa...why do you TELL me things like that. How can I ever enjoy a bananna again?
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