Make A Radish Into A Mario Mushroom

Okay I read and see alot of things on the interwebs (its a series of tubes you know) but this is one of the saddest. Do you really need instructions on how to carve one of these from a radish? Can't you just look at the picture and just wing it? I mean I could do it well enough to fool Mario himself. Talk about filler Neatorama. Wait...what?

http://www.neatorama.com/2009/07/22/make-a-radish-into-a-mario-mushroom/