Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Cthulhu Can Bite Me



Yeh Lovecraft gave him a special name and an identity but in truth he is just another evil tentacled bastard. My opinion on Cthulhu is that he is just one more bossy tentacled monster who dies just as easily as any other ones do. Cut off the head and the body will follow. But I do have appreciation for this public service announcement because if you aren't careful ladies....THIS is how they getcha. My beloved Milla will be okay because she is careful and has training but Selena needs to be told over and over again before we lose her. If they threaten her ONE LITTLE BIT then they will be hating it, because, for her, I WILL get into the boat and I WILL cross over. And THEN...they will be sorry!

3 comments:

Wings1295 said...

He is like the leading of the cephalopod conspiracy!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

And he thinks he is impressing me with that outfit. Well, he IS but that is besides the point. When its between him and us I gotta draw the line somewhere.

Nathan said...

I've never been able to get through much of Lovecraft's actual writing, but I do think Cthulhu is pretty cool.