Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Miley Is Ghetto Fabulous


Well it seems that Miley's new bf has convinced her to shut down her Twitter account. Now either he is paranoid and jealous or maybe he does have her best interests at heart (go figure). Unlike her father who 'begged' his little meal ticket to go back on Twitter so that all the freaks can know what brand of tampon she uses or where she gets that pesky back hair taken care of.

I also understand that she is going to Chicago to talk to gangs about violence. She sounds like the perfect spokesperson for the issue having been in many a street gun battle herself. Like Tupac and Biggie, her music speaks to the dangers poor inner city youth face on a daily basis. 'Party in the USA'? Hardly.

I have this image of her pulling out her gold pistols at the 'gang summit' and with a cry of 'GLOCK GLOCK MOTHERFUCKERS' she sprays bullets all over the room. Then with the few survivors looking on she gets back into her limo but not before turning back and declaring in her best southern drawl, "And don't make me come back, bitches. GLOCK GLOCK!"

4 comments:

Booksteve said...

Ummm.....okay.

Artman2112 said...

"and dont go cutting up no whores no more either, or i'll kill all you sons-a-bitches!"

i figure she'd wanna get in some Eastwood as well ;)

i dunno who's face i'm more sick of, her or Rachel Ray... call it a draw and leave it at that i guess.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

'Does Mylie Cyrus have to choke a bitch?"

You are right Artman, Miley is so totally over exposed right now. But I don't think we will see her retreat to the farm anytime soon.

Nobody is listening to what we think anyways. We are no longer in that key demographic.

Artman2112 said...

i think you're right, daddy is gonna milk that cash cow for all she's worth.

oh and i dont mind, i'm not listening to what they think either ;)