...oh fuck it...we apologize to the whole universe for the fact that Canadian 'rockers' NICKLEBACK were awarded the title BAND OF THE DECADE by Billboard Magazine. Ignoring for a moment that such an award makes that institution irrelevant for all time, how the hell could anyone think that stinky bum of a group could be the top of ANY list? Their music is worse than the worse garage bands, their hooks are non-existent and their lyrics could have been written by ONE retarded monkey with a crayon and some wax paper.
U.K.'s Word Magazine voted them the WORST band ever in the history of time and I bet that even before time was invented they sucked. Okay maybe that last part I exaggerated. To make their point they included a sample lyric here:
"Maybe in the parking lot / Better bring your friend along / Better rock together / Than just one at a time / S is for the simply / E is for the ecstasy / X is just to mark the spot / 'Cause that's the one you really want."
I would look myself for lines less retched but I don't want to get too close to anything that group produces lest I start itching where I don't want to scratch.
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4 comments:
Did they just go by sales or something?
Probably but that doesn't make them a good band.
They do indeed well and truly suck.
"Suck" is a nice word for what they do.
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