The travel poster for Mordor would be interesting. Black & red with Mt. Doom in the backround and the eye of Sauron inviting you to come and bask in the delightful ambiance of the Dead Swamp or Morgul Pass.
Cal, Hope you decided on Rivendell or the Shire. If you would bring me back some pipeweed, I would pay you back. Or something from the gift shop in Lorien. If you're not in Middle Earth, where the hell are you?
Don't remember him ever being out of touch this long without a heads-up...
Hmm... Recent known nemeses actual & potential:
1- Agents of the Cephalopod Scourge (rare in the Canadian prairies, but they have been known to smuggle themselves through in seafood shipments. Search the trucks!)
2- Spidergirly (anything to say, girl?)
3- Curry Chicken (don't think he would've gone there again this soon...)
Dan-O, No. 1, the cephalopod menace. I think you outlined good reasons why I put this at the bottom of the list. No. 2 Spidergirly. About as likely as No.1, but I wouldn't rule it out. No. 3, The curry. Could be, food poisoning can reoccur. If this is it, I hope the better than our health care system (or so I'm told) is taking care of him. My I also suggest, he may have succeded in woeing the minx Selena and they are now in Finland or Venice or some other part unknown. I sent him a personal email Tues. and he didn't answer it either. He has in the past, so something is afoot. Really missing my morning dose of Cal.
Don't y'all think someone should go and knock on the cave entrance, see if he's okay, check the milk and papers have been collected? Maybe take a peak through the curtains?
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I wonder how many people try to book a flight to those locations?
The travel poster for Mordor would be interesting. Black & red with Mt. Doom in the backround and the eye of Sauron inviting you to come and bask in the delightful ambiance of the Dead Swamp or Morgul Pass.
What? No Niggle's Parish? I guess one has to die to see that.
More importantly: Is there a world class golf course in the Shire? How about a 5 Star Hotel? Is there a Starbuck's close by?
On second thought, maybe this tourism thing isn't such a good idea.
Never saw the movie, but can appreciate the views.
These look just like the old NZ Railways posters we used to have here in Middle Earth... I mean New Zealand.
Where are you Cal??
Cal,
Hope you decided on Rivendell or the Shire. If you would bring me back some pipeweed, I would pay you back. Or something from the gift shop in Lorien.
If you're not in Middle Earth, where the hell are you?
Hope all is well Cal.
Cal where are you? I hope everything's fine.
Cal, where are you amigo?
Que Pasa?
Tell me the evil cephalapods didn't get you!
I count on the Cave of Cool for my morning's entertainment! Come back!
Kal, you've got us worried now. WHERE ARE YOU?? Everything ok?
xoRobyn
I too am missing some wit and coolness. Hope you are well.
What the hell, is the internet broken? This thing on?
Hope all is well.
Wherefore art thou, oh Cool Canadian?
Yo man, where you be at?
Adding my voice to the chorus...Cal, send up a flare or something!
Don't remember him ever being out of touch this long without a heads-up...
Hmm... Recent known nemeses actual & potential:
1- Agents of the Cephalopod Scourge (rare in the Canadian prairies, but they have been known to smuggle themselves through in seafood shipments. Search the trucks!)
2- Spidergirly (anything to say, girl?)
3- Curry Chicken (don't think he would've gone there again this soon...)
missing you
Dan-O,
No. 1, the cephalopod menace. I think you outlined good reasons why I put this at the bottom of the list.
No. 2 Spidergirly. About as likely as No.1, but I wouldn't rule it out.
No. 3, The curry. Could be, food poisoning can reoccur. If this is it, I hope the better than our health care system (or so I'm told) is taking care of him.
My I also suggest, he may have succeded in woeing the minx Selena and they are now in Finland or Venice or some other part unknown.
I sent him a personal email Tues. and he didn't answer it either. He has in the past, so something is afoot.
Really missing my morning dose of Cal.
Don't y'all think someone should go and knock on the cave entrance, see if he's okay, check the milk and papers have been collected? Maybe take a peak through the curtains?
That was great everyone. Like a play called "Waiting for Big Daddy" It's nice to feel all the love out for your friend Cal.
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