I would personally make sure (with the help of my agents and spies) that you end up severely punished if you put on yourself a coat made of poor little racoons! :) We will let bears occupy your cave and take it over for their winter sleep, and you will not be able to get rid of their smell in your cave in the spring.
Well this certainly has divided the group. You know I would only wear the synthetic racoon being quite too bored to club all 79 I would need to complete my outfit. I was thinking of style and only a few of you realized that this is a sweet look for me that would double as paparazzi protection and warmth for my beloved Selena,only one realized I could hve rented myself out as a bear for the movies. TSK TSK gentle reasers TSK TSK!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
13 comments:
I'll buy you the coat if you buy me the taser.
You need this coat.
I love you, but not that much.
I would personally make sure (with the help of my agents and spies) that you end up severely punished if you put on yourself a coat made of poor little racoons! :) We will let bears occupy your cave and take it over for their winter sleep, and you will not be able to get rid of their smell in your cave in the spring.
I could brobably get you the raccoon pelts but you'd have to find somebody else to make the coat.
Does anybody even make those coats anymore?
We would have to get you dancing lessons too. You'de need to know the Charleston and the Lindy Hop.
And get you a date with a flapper.
That coat is HUGE, there's enough room for you and Selena Gomez too!
Oh, man, what I wouldn't give for a giant fur coat in this weather.
Pearl
I love you but not the coat. xo
We would be a sight you in that and me in my "legends of the fall" grizzly coat. (Kal is the one with the top-hat)
Well this certainly has divided the group. You know I would only wear the synthetic racoon being quite too bored to club all 79 I would need to complete my outfit. I was thinking of style and only a few of you realized that this is a sweet look for me that would double as paparazzi protection and warmth for my beloved Selena,only one realized I could hve rented myself out as a bear for the movies. TSK TSK gentle reasers TSK TSK!
I love your blog. If you really need that outfit (which I doubt) set up a Paypal account, start a Teleton, and I might make a modest donation.
I pledge 20 New Zealand dollars towards your coat. Yes, really.
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