Tuesday, December 14, 2010

We Warned All Ya Screaming Bitches


But why listen to us? We are only Canadians. Reep wha you have sown now - reep what you have sown.

6 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

Bieber is Canadian. Canadians unleashed an evil upon us all! Why, Kal, why did you allow this?

Kal said...

It's a large border and he sneaks over the fence easily - we hope that you guys would club him to death when he reaches the colored lights of some hillbilly country fair. We gotta work together here.

M. D. Jackson said...

Why? You ask us why? Because we don't have any guns in Canada! We've been sending him to you all this time. Why haven't you tasken care of him for us?

We keep sending Celine Dion but that bitch is still singing! What's wrong with you people? I thought you Americans were all sharp shooters!

Paladin said...

I had a good, clean shot once when he was in Texas - and unleased the fury of the K31. Unfortunately, the massive amount of hairspray plastering that coif-helmet down deflected my shot.

I gotta get me a .50 cal Barrett.

Darius Whiteplume said...

I used to get upset about Usher and Ludicris getting on the Beiber wagon, but I guess they know a dollar when they see one.

Ricky Shambles said...

Bieber makes me cry, and not because I love him but because he's a monster. He was recently on a Brit talk show with John Waters and said to the man "Your 'stache is the jam." I fear using the word "jam" and I fear Justin Bieber has left a scratch on the image of Mr. Waters in my mind. Torches and pitchforks time!