It's a large border and he sneaks over the fence easily - we hope that you guys would club him to death when he reaches the colored lights of some hillbilly country fair. We gotta work together here.
I had a good, clean shot once when he was in Texas - and unleased the fury of the K31. Unfortunately, the massive amount of hairspray plastering that coif-helmet down deflected my shot.
Bieber makes me cry, and not because I love him but because he's a monster. He was recently on a Brit talk show with John Waters and said to the man "Your 'stache is the jam." I fear using the word "jam" and I fear Justin Bieber has left a scratch on the image of Mr. Waters in my mind. Torches and pitchforks time!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Bieber is Canadian. Canadians unleashed an evil upon us all! Why, Kal, why did you allow this?
It's a large border and he sneaks over the fence easily - we hope that you guys would club him to death when he reaches the colored lights of some hillbilly country fair. We gotta work together here.
Why? You ask us why? Because we don't have any guns in Canada! We've been sending him to you all this time. Why haven't you tasken care of him for us?
We keep sending Celine Dion but that bitch is still singing! What's wrong with you people? I thought you Americans were all sharp shooters!
I had a good, clean shot once when he was in Texas - and unleased the fury of the K31. Unfortunately, the massive amount of hairspray plastering that coif-helmet down deflected my shot.
I gotta get me a .50 cal Barrett.
I used to get upset about Usher and Ludicris getting on the Beiber wagon, but I guess they know a dollar when they see one.
Bieber makes me cry, and not because I love him but because he's a monster. He was recently on a Brit talk show with John Waters and said to the man "Your 'stache is the jam." I fear using the word "jam" and I fear Justin Bieber has left a scratch on the image of Mr. Waters in my mind. Torches and pitchforks time!
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