Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tumblr Asks


"It’s official: we all have to start writing novels now. What’s yours going to be about?"

My Reply

Mine will be about how I meet Snooki in an alley while carrying a shovel. It's non-fiction. To see what happens next you will have to buy the book. I think if you know me, you can predict which one of us leaves the alley NOT bashed to death by a garden implement.

4 comments:

Drake said...

I can think of a horror novel where snookie has the bastard child of justin beiber, it'll look a lot like glenn beck...

Pearl said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Pearl

Kal said...

I have read that novel. Later on they are all processed through a wood chipper and the world is saved.

Oh and Pearl I posted something special for you down the line somewhere in this month. I hope you find it.

Sam G said...

Cal- I think your novel will be #1 for weeks on end!