Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Daily Reminder - They Can't Be Trained
They can't be fooled, tricked or begged to be something other than what they are - soulless and remorseless killers. Have you checked the ingredients in that cocktail? I'd bet you it is some tasteless and odorless poison (like rhohypnal) that the bulbhead is using to kidnap our pretty girls without much fuss before pulling them down to their deep sea breeding pits. You don't hear about this because the sea holds onto it's secrets. So get your own drink and watch it at all times. Go train a dolphin if you want to train something. That way you only get molested and sent on your way.
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I don't know. She looks like a Bond girl. She might have something nasty in store for that octopus.
Maybe they cant be trained but how come they get all the hot chicks?...
You can't see below the surface of the water. I'll bet you that woman has 8 tentacles where her legs should be.
They get all the chicks for the same reason rock stars do. They don't have to be pretty. They just have to be there and make noise.
They'll charm the pants off the most unsuspecting of vigins, those dolphins... They seems all innocent until they bottle nose the naughty.
Sounds like you speak from experience Crystal. I am sorry for your molestation. And they all think those damn dolphins are so cute.
Ruffians. Every last one.
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