I wonder if she knows that I too am 'home alone'. (Gah, that is terrible) I am sure that is the LAST pick-up line that she wants to hear. She took pity on poor McCauly so she might take pity on me. Call me Mila.
And you know that an event like that needs to be filmed for historical purposes. I volunteer to do that for you crazy gals. No no no, no need to thank me. I even have some costume ideas to give the whole even some ZING.
If someone has to be a beautiful celebrity then I am glad it's her. You know she is one of the good ones because of the dirty things she did to Natalie Portma in 'Black Swan'. In real life she bedded that poor sad McCauly Culkan for YEARS. Now that is an extended pity fuck. Now she is trying to prove to Justin Timberlake that he is not gay (good luck). That girl is a GIVER. I love her.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I would do her in a heartbeat.
And you know that an event like that needs to be filmed for historical purposes. I volunteer to do that for you crazy gals. No no no, no need to thank me. I even have some costume ideas to give the whole even some ZING.
No one has the right to be that beautiful!
I love her and hate her in almost equal amounts. Not sure how much is jealousy and how much is lust. I think it depends on the moment...
If someone has to be a beautiful celebrity then I am glad it's her. You know she is one of the good ones because of the dirty things she did to Natalie Portma in 'Black Swan'. In real life she bedded that poor sad McCauly Culkan for YEARS. Now that is an extended pity fuck. Now she is trying to prove to Justin Timberlake that he is not gay (good luck). That girl is a GIVER. I love her.
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