Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Oh This Can Only End Badly

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Oh This Can Only End Badly

13 comments:

Anonymous said...: Dear, God.; March 13, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Katie said...: Franken-STEEN. Right. That's what Gene Wilder said too and look how that turned out.; March 13, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Tempo said...: So thats a real name?...you'd change it eh?; March 14, 2011 at 12:06 AM
Drake said...: I'm sure he has an assistant named Ygor...; March 14, 2011 at 7:14 AM
DrGoat said...: Wow. Words fail. I see a christian mob carrying torches soon to come.; March 14, 2011 at 8:06 AM
Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...: What a headline. I remember when Diane Feinstein was running for Senate. I I was working at a group home and walking down the street with Shawn. He saw a campaign sign and asked why Frankenstein was running for office.
Maybe Dr. Frankenstein will turn the clinic around.
xoRobyn; March 14, 2011 at 8:30 AM
D.I. Felipe González said...: I would totally trust him!; March 14, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Kal said...: Trust him to find a kidney on short notice.; March 14, 2011 at 10:14 AM
D.I. Felipe González said...: Yes, Cal. To find a kidney and make it work on a foreign body.; March 14, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Kal said...: Droll Senorita Wilma, very droll.; March 14, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: He always has a great ice-breaker to start conversations!; March 14, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Kal said...: You are so right Debra. I would be attached to his side if I ever was introduced to him at a cocktail party. I would have to photocopy him holding up his driver's license too. He would have great stories to tell about how people have reacted to his name. He must HATE all the 'Young FrankenSTEEN' jokes.; March 14, 2011 at 7:53 PM
Kal said...: I don't know why but it reminds me of that great t-shirt - "My name is Twilight and I are a Dracula."; March 14, 2011 at 7:54 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.