Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: It's A Good Look ...Well, For A Peanut

Sunday, April 10, 2011

It's A Good Look ...Well, For A Peanut

8 comments:

Simon B said...: Positive proof that a top hat /cane / monocle combo can make even a peanut look sophisticated...; April 10, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Kal said...: I am upset he ruined that look for everyone. You know, that no matter how sophisticated you look, people will just refer to you as Mr. Peanut.

I have these stories in my head where he travels around the world solving crimes that are peanut-related and dueling criminals with his sword cane. Until he goes missing while visiting an Elephant reserve in Namibia.; April 10, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Small children would be allergic to him now too.; April 10, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Kal said...: Serves those little crybabies right. I mean I know they are allergic but I get so tired of overhauling the whole world for these precious little snowflakes. Where is parental responsibility to make sure the kid has his epi-pen with them at all time. I don't mind have a collection of them in my desk to stick the little buggers lest they brush up against a peanut butter sammich, a STAPLE in kid's lunches for centuries. Banning peanut products makes me want to throw the kinds an parents into a peanut press.; April 10, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Belle said...: Kal, that was so sweet about the kids!

That peanut guy looks like he'd stomp on people to become rich. Never trust anyone wearing a monocle.; April 10, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Kal said...: Come on Belle. Being killed by a peanut is embarassing. I know to help them. All techers do. They should be put in a peanut free room for their lunch but not ban peanut butter from a school with only a few allergic kids. If it's that bad then have them be home schooled where mommy can removed the bad peanut from the bubble they live in.; April 10, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Belle said...: It would be embarassing to be killed by a peanut! If it were my child, I would home school her.

When I was in college a professor asked if we would all not wear make-up, perfume, creams, deoderant, hairspray etc. because one of my classmates was allergic to everything. I thought that was too much to ask. Without hairspray my hair goes completely limp! Anyway, the class said no.; April 10, 2011 at 9:50 PM
Kal said...: It may be cruel and I am sorry you are alergic to the world but this is a good time to remind you that Darwin had a little theory called 'Natural Selection'. That mens that if you can't cut it you gots to go. Or moive in with the Bubble Boy.; April 10, 2011 at 10:07 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.