Here is the footage I was talking about from last night's 'Dancing With The Stars'. Tell me if you think it's real or if Maksim is playing through the pain. Also watch Kirstie afterwards. Bitch is stoned out her tree.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
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i don't care much about the show... i just chimed in...cause of your statement...
bitch is stoned out her tree...
best thing i heard all day!
jeremy
Now, now, Calvin. Are you sure you aren't being a little mean just to cover the fact that you find Kirstie desirable, despite her ability to take out her dancing partner?
Hey local girl. I didn't think I was being mean to Kirstie. Maksim, yes, I was mean to him but he needs to button his shirts. I can't deal with how much Kirstie looks like she has been sniffing glue.
Upon reviewing the footage I come to two conclusions:
1: Kirstie is unbelievably curvy.
2: Maksim is gay.
So... no news there.
I just want it clear that I don't hate Maksim because he is gay (if he is). It's okay if you swing you bat that way. I just hate Maksim because he is Maksim.
And Kirstie is still on 'the pipe'.
Maksim was laying down the pipe to Erin Andrews all year while filming the show last season. If thats gay, I WANT TO BE GAY!!!! (Have you seen how hot Erin Andrews is?)
On a sidenote, at least Kirstie will have that upcoming role as The Kracken in Clash of the Titans pt 2.... something to "fall" back on (see what I did there?).... hehehehe
Thanks Mike. I needed another reason to hate him.
Pffft! My mom has a HUGE crush on Maksim. So sad.
Mine does too. He's a REAL man according to her. But she did laught when Kirstie took him out because I couldn't help express my glee at the situation. Glad to see your agree with me. He's just so smug and needs to do up the buttons on his shirt.
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