Yes of course the Cave of Cool is guarded by trained attack polar bears. But did you ever know how they became the guards of the Cave of Cool? No?
Well...
This well-trained clan of warrior polar bears had become the slaves of the octopuses. While extremely powerful the polar bears were no match for the cunning evil intellect of the octopuses. Thankfully the latest agents of the Cave of Cool, fish and monkey, were assigned their first mission: to free the polar bears. In return the polar bears decided to guard the Cave of Cool.
Oh that picture? Was stolen from a secret octopus intel base detailing the kinds of torture their various prisoners have been subject to. You may ask why there were humans there but I tell you his mind was infected by a parasitic sea slug which the octopus cultivate.
I got blocked out of all things MSN related like hotmail and messenger so I need you to find me on yahoo. I am used to having you around as a friend and I didn't want that to end because I got hacked.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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See in my mind the Cave of Cool is guarded by trained attack polar bears. So yeah.
Yes of course the Cave of Cool is guarded by trained attack polar bears. But did you ever know how they became the guards of the Cave of Cool? No?
Well...
This well-trained clan of warrior polar bears had become the slaves of the octopuses. While extremely powerful the polar bears were no match for the cunning evil intellect of the octopuses. Thankfully the latest agents of the Cave of Cool, fish and monkey, were assigned their first mission: to free the polar bears. In return the polar bears decided to guard the Cave of Cool.
Oh that picture? Was stolen from a secret octopus intel base detailing the kinds of torture their various prisoners have been subject to. You may ask why there were humans there but I tell you his mind was infected by a parasitic sea slug which the octopus cultivate.
Perhaps that poor bear is bloated and the diver is simply relieving him of discomfort?
You almost know more about 'Cave of Cool' mythology than I do Rouise. I wish we could write something cool together.
There is always email.
Yes there is. But get yahoo messenger so we can talk live sometimes, k?
I thought msn can add people from Yahoo.
I got blocked out of all things MSN related like hotmail and messenger so I need you to find me on yahoo. I am used to having you around as a friend and I didn't want that to end because I got hacked.
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