Monday, August 8, 2011

Remember Folks - She APPROVED This Cover


That face is definitely 'shovel ready' and those eyes are 'spooky'. They not only follow you around the room but pursue you down the hall and push you down the basement stairs. Why is every photo ever taken of this psycho appear to be just that - a photo of a psycho? So 'crazy' cannot easily be photoshopped out - go figure.

15 comments:

DEZMOND said...

she must be from the House of Harkonnen, if you get what I mean :)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It's all the white around the iris of her eye -- gives her that out-of-control psycho look.

Hospitable Scots Bachelor said...

As a sad and lonely bachelor, one of my consolations in life is that I will never have to wake up next to her!!!!!!!

Kal said...

And she is not the 'fun' kind of scary like you find in roller coasters or horror movies - she is genuinely frightning. I was wondering the other day what a Halloween mask of her would look like and I think I have just seen one.

DrGoat said...

Well, the guy that does wake up next to her runs a very profitable camp that 'cures' gay people. These people couldn't get any more f*cked up. The fact that a bunch of people vote for her and believe her insanity, is the scary part.
I think Dezmond is right. I can see her floating around in an anti-gravity fat suit, strangling kittens and pulling people's heart plugs out. It will be another Dark Age if these people get any more power.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Ah yes, what better way to get the people to love and admire your visage than a flat pose against a bland background with lighting that emphasizes your wrinkles. Her expression just screams "Caught off guard". Ugh.

While I personally think Obama's "Looking towards the future" pose of his original campaign photos were a touch cheesy, at least they didn't make me recoil in disgust.

I find it hard to believe that she was given approval of this cover. Did she lock all her PR people and Spin Doctors in the basement so they couldn't do something about this? That actually would explain a lot.

Kal said...

She had to have final approval Erik. It would have been so stupid for her not to unless this is a hatchet piece. They certainly found the right hatchet face to go with the story which I admit I now want to read. Good job Newsweek. You disgusted me into reading your drivel. I don't know which of us should feel dirtier - Newsweek or me?

TS Hendrik said...

Shouldn't she be off breaking some writer's legs in a remote snowed in cabin, instead of getting her picture taken?

Kal said...

Patience TS, patience. It's not winter yet. Everything has a season.

Sarah said...

Eeeek! Still can't believe she was elected in my state :(

Anonymous said...

Look at the eyes - she's either under mind control or she's possessed!

Kal said...

Well that is how the universe evens itself out. For every nutcase from your state there has to be someone extra cool on the other end of the spectrum. That is you Sarah. If you shook hands with her I am sure the universe would explode. You know damn well that she wouldn't be thieving giant mushrooms in the middle of the night.

Kal said...

Agent Orange - that look is what they call the 'Rapture'. She saw something in the wood shed and it scared her for life. How can she ever believe the country want's President Freak Face to be in charge?

Sarah said...

I think I'D explode if ever I shook her hand! Maybe she should get a big ol' package of mushrooms from one of her constituents...several weeks after they've been thieved, of course. The smell alone should roll those crazy eyes of hers back in her head.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Or maybe the smell will release some ancient evil spirit that lives inside her. At that point we are well and truly fucked.