Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: My Vacations With Vladimir

Saturday, October 22, 2011

My Vacations With Vladimir

6 comments:

Tempo said...: Theres three guys in this pic apart from Vlad. . . I wonder if they're still alive now or whether they met with 'tragic accidents'.
This guy REALLY worries me!
Is it just me...or is there anyone else that worries about Vlad and WW3?; October 23, 2011 at 1:39 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Vlads not the type to push the button. He had better chances to do that in the past when his life wasn't so great as it is now. But if the shit goes down, he's the man who knows where all the secret mountain passes are and who is likely selling these rogue nukes to people who aren't our friends. Better the devil I know.; October 23, 2011 at 1:43 AM
DrGoat said...: Putting it simply, he's a dick.; October 23, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: All your great sociopaths are. If I have to choose to walk at the devil's side than be in his path then I can live with that. Like George Bush, I have looked in this man's eyes and I see someone who is not afraid to do his own wetwork. He is very pragmatic. If the aliens attack us, you know he is the second one they will be going after...well the third after John Connor and myself. I don't want him planning a children's party but I do want him in the room when we question our first prisoners.; October 23, 2011 at 10:11 AM
M. D. Jackson said...: Vlad's not the one you should worry about. When they want to get their picture taken doing everything, then you know those aren't the guys to worry about.

The ones you have to worry about are the ones who, when you take their picture, have their henchmen grab you, demolish the camera and then feed you to the sharks they have in their basement lairs.; October 23, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: That is why I think I can deal with Vlad. He loves the attention so much that I can control him by telling him he is a good and pretty cat.; October 23, 2011 at 2:02 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.