Thursday, April 12, 2012

If You Live Close


I want a friend. I will help you hide the bodies and collect bottles with you in the dark of the night. I don't care. Just tell me you like me. Live near me and have a sister. Let's go light some fires. I mean it. I really need a friend.

10 comments:

Super-Duper ToyBox said...

DO like you- like BubbaShelby, we'd probably get nothing done if we were neighbors :D

M. D. Jackson said...

I wish I lived close. But then I'd be over all the time, eating your food, drinking your soda... you'd end up plotting ways to get rid of me.

Sam G said...

Hey dude - Wish I lived near ya.

csmith2884 said...

I wish you lived near me. You live near polar bears and such, that does not make this easy.

DrGoat said...

I'd be happy to move closer, especially since Arizona is getting really weird. I'm with M.D. I'd be borrowing cups of sugar all the time.

Jordan said...

If you're ever in Manhattan, let me know!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh if I was in Manhattan then you would know. Some kind of alarm would go off. Then a KRACKEN would rise from the sea...well if the prophecy turns out the way it was written.

Revolverkiller said...

if i was near you, i would be there big guy!

Sebastian Black said...

What if I don't live nearby, but have some bodies in Canada that I need taken care of? Can we have a long distant friendship?

But, seriously, Cal, I know how you feel (not that that helps) and I've been there. Here's hoping you bump into someone really cool, on ... let's say ... April 17th, at 7:41.
(Go where lots of people are on Tuesday, walk around with your eyes closed and see if I'm right.)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I have no idea what the date means and thanks for reminding me about the bodies. Gotta get the garden rotto-tilled because it makes the holes easier to dig that way.