It's At Times Like This That I Fear For Our Survival

We will all end up living like hamsters soon enough - why rush the process? Is this kind of experience really on the top of people's bucket lists? Personally I would like to live in a heated ice cave in the high arctic with a group of female/celebrity assassins and a group of surely kitties. Why can't anyone create THAT experience. Maybe I can get a good deal on the hamster wheel once this idea fails.