Their contributions to the struggle are minimal. They basically just talk sarcastically to the cephalopods and I can do that job myself. So, can I cut you off a slice?
Kal, Sometimes I really love you. Often I'm reading your posts when I'm busy at work so I don't have time to comment. But seeing this one in my reader, I had to stop. It's been a rough day going on a rough week and the combination of the title with the one line was perfectly timed and actually made me laugh out loud.
I'll take a portion. Which cut would you recommend?
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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But they are the natural enemy of the octopus, so no DikDik for you tonight Cal.
Their contributions to the struggle are minimal. They basically just talk sarcastically to the cephalopods and I can do that job myself. So, can I cut you off a slice?
Kal, Sometimes I really love you. Often I'm reading your posts when I'm busy at work so I don't have time to comment. But seeing this one in my reader, I had to stop. It's been a rough day going on a rough week and the combination of the title with the one line was perfectly timed and actually made me laugh out loud.
I'll take a portion. Which cut would you recommend?
The butt cut of the DikDik is the finest and I like the ears when they have been jerkied.
I have to admit that this one was divinely inspired. I saw the tumblr picture and the name and it just wrote itself.
It has Disney Eyes!
Try them pickled on some artisan bread....yum yum
You guys are shameless.
Jerked dikdik? The sniggering schoolboy in me bows before your might. Well nudges the guy next to me anyway.
DikDik for DinDin?
The marketting campaign almost writes itself.
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