Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Why Don't These Russian Numnuts Ever Land In The Ocean?



The Soyuz TMA-22 capsule carrying International Space Station (ISS) crew members U.S. astronaut Daniel Burbank and Russian cosmonauts Anton Shkaplerov and Anatoly Ivanishin, lands in Kazakhstan, some 88km (55 miles) north-east of Arkalyk, on April 27, 2012.

At least when NASA landed their spacecraft they were twenty minutes off the coast of Florida. It must totally suck to get out of the junky Russian spacecraft and find yourself in the middle of a freshly plowed field. I guarantee the nearest 7-11 is a least a day's donkey ride away from Butt Fuck Nowhere.

2 comments:

Will said...

They land on land...badass!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

NO NO NO... it's not badass, it's unsafe. They have always landed on land. They have lakes and access to the sea. Again, I maintain that there is nothing more dangerous than being part of the Russian space program - crab fisherman look like flower shop owners by comparison.