LOL, you've been conned! Thats how baby Roos get into the mothers pouch, when you save one from it's dead mothers pouch on the side of the highway this is how you pick them up. When given a dark 'pouch' in front of them they will always do this until they grow to big to fit. Dont believe everything you see and always watch out for twisted Aussie humor.
I am so worried by all these lies that are being perpetrated by your Nation. Next you will tell me the Simpsons lied to me and there is no such think as the 'booting'.
The problem as I see it that Aussies dont tell when theres a trick or lie. We just act like it's all part of the wide brown land. Here in OZ it's called 'taking the piss' and refers to having a joke on the rest of the world.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
Just like that, huh? It's a wonder there's any kangaroos left at all.
That kangaroo is probably as stoned as that hobo is.
LOL, you've been conned! Thats how baby Roos get into the mothers pouch, when you save one from it's dead mothers pouch on the side of the highway this is how you pick them up. When given a dark 'pouch' in front of them they will always do this until they grow to big to fit. Dont believe everything you see and always watch out for twisted Aussie humor.
I am so worried by all these lies that are being perpetrated by your Nation. Next you will tell me the Simpsons lied to me and there is no such think as the 'booting'.
The problem as I see it that Aussies dont tell when theres a trick or lie. We just act like it's all part of the wide brown land. Here in OZ it's called 'taking the piss' and refers to having a joke on the rest of the world.
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