I've seen this "puppet" in a few other places online.
Having something like this would fantastic if they ever decided to make another Jurassic Park movie. Scratch that, I want to know where I can sign up to have this start appearing at public events in my part of town!
Local SPCA organizations should hire him to walk through festivals and events all summer and solicit change from people for the charity. Kids would go up him not knowing if he was real to drop tbeir pennies in the bucket. Then run away screaming.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I've seen this "puppet" in a few other places online.
Having something like this would fantastic if they ever decided to make another Jurassic Park movie. Scratch that, I want to know where I can sign up to have this start appearing at public events in my part of town!
Local SPCA organizations should hire him to walk through festivals and events all summer and solicit change from people for the charity. Kids would go up him not knowing if he was real to drop tbeir pennies in the bucket. Then run away screaming.
I wouldn't want to be the one with the pooper scooper.
Then don't feed him chili from the can. That is also my same advice to new mothers.
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