I was thinking the exact same thing. It's a pretty weak trailer over all. I don't undertand how Lucy gets the work she does. She's a horrible actress. A good athlete but a horrible actress.
The effects feel so 1998 to me. I am impressed that Raz could get these big stars to do wire work in his goofy movie but my expectations are much lower than they would be for another movie of this genre.
These kind of movies are either spectacular or tedious. I hope this one isn't the latter.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I know you say that Russell Crowe always leaves you cold, but Lucy Liu's delivery is about as stiff as a board in this trailer.
I was thinking the exact same thing. It's a pretty weak trailer over all. I don't undertand how Lucy gets the work she does. She's a horrible actress. A good athlete but a horrible actress.
The effects feel so 1998 to me. I am impressed that Raz could get these big stars to do wire work in his goofy movie but my expectations are much lower than they would be for another movie of this genre.
These kind of movies are either spectacular or tedious. I hope this one isn't the latter.
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