Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: What Is Your Favorite Bad Movie?

Friday, August 10, 2012

What Is Your Favorite Bad Movie?

11 comments:

Wings1295 said...: I have so many! hahaha How about "The Pirate Movie" :); August 10, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: "Why do they put the meat on these little white sticks?"
"Those are rib bones!"

So its the kind of meat that comes from... AN ANIMAL?! DUN DUN DUNNN! Man, this is such a twist that not even the combined power of Rod Sterling and Charleton Heston could do it justice.

As far as my favorite "bad" movie, I've raved many times about my insane love for "Batman: The Movie" because of its sheer absurdity when it comes to logic. If you view as a comedy, its pure genius.

For a runner up I'd probably put something like "Troll 2" or "The Room" since they're more quotable than Batman.; August 10, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Anonymous said...: I loved th Pirate Movie. It was so bad it was funny.

Dan; August 10, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Batman and Robin. That's 10 bucks I won't get back.

Dan; August 10, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Kal said...: You don't mean the one with Kristie McNicol do you, Wings. OMG, I remember more about that film than I should.

Dan - I knew three minutes into Batman and Robin that I was trapped in a hell I could not escape.; August 10, 2012 at 1:15 PM
ShezCrafti said...: Where do I start?

MOTU is definitely up there, as is Red Sonja and The Beastmaster. Rocky Horror Picture show, Big Trouble in Little China, Mortal Kombat...

I can't do this. It's like choosing a favorite child.; August 10, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Wings1295 said...: Yes, the one with Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins. :); August 10, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Kal said...: The Beast Master (or Beast Monkey as we would call it) was on so many times during the birth of pay TV that I couldn't help but watch it a hundred times.; August 10, 2012 at 1:41 PM
csmith2884 said...: stormship troopers....I remember something about bugs and Nazis then I wake up screaming...again; August 10, 2012 at 7:13 PM
Kal said...: Great choice. I can watch Starship Troopers over and over again. Paul Verhoven knows how to make pure, gory crap like this one and Robocop.; August 10, 2012 at 8:03 PM
Rod Barnett said...: http://pitofrod.blogspot.com/2012/03/masters-of-universe-1987.html; August 10, 2012 at 10:28 PM

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I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

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