Friday, August 31, 2012

You Were Magnificent


And then you started dating THIS guy? What did we do as a nation to hurt you so much that you would punish us in this manner? You know the idiot Canadian Entertainment Press will pick this up and hold onto it like a club holds onto a baby seal.

What pains me the most is that they have a kickass couple name - Chavril - that I can't enjoy as much as I should be able to. It makes me feel dirty just saying it aloud. I cannot approve of this relationship.


2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

They'll be heartbroken without your approval, Cal. BEND A LITTLE fer Chrissakes.

Kal said...

ABOUT SOME THINGS THERE CAN BE NO COMPROMISE!

And they will turn out to be the love story of the century. You just watch.