Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Poor Mittens - He Is Not Taking The Loss Well

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Poor Mittens - He Is Not Taking The Loss Well

Romney looks like he just came off a three day cocaine bender with Charlie Sheen. At this rate he will be dead by Tuesday.

13 comments:

DrGoat said...: No gloating old bean, it's not your style. You are a mensch and above that.; November 21, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Drake said...: He thought for sure he was going to get elected (even writing his acceptence speech while he losing) He got be dose reality and he can't handle it.; November 21, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Kal said...: I still have a bit of pettiness in me Dr. G. Let me have my moment of glee. If anyone deserves my distain, it's Mitt.; November 21, 2012 at 9:22 AM
david_b said...: Gloating is not Coolness, sir.

I'm disappointed in this country's path more than you will probably ever understand.; November 21, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Kal said...: And nothing I can say will ever convince you otherwise which is a shame my friend. I like to think I have a better view and some perspective from my perch at the top of the world.; November 21, 2012 at 11:15 AM
david_b said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; November 21, 2012 at 1:26 PM
david_b said...: I'm sure you would like to think that, sir.

Perhaps that will explain why foodstamp usage this holiday season here in America has gone through the roof, despite all the government programs.

Enjoy your view.; November 21, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Margaret Benbow said...: Cal, go right ahead and gloat! I am!; November 21, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Paladin said...: If you give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day.

If you give a man a fish, and then also manage to convince him that:

a. He's not smart enough to fish on his own. Everything is so stacked against him he really shouldn't bother trying.

b. The fact that he has no fish of his own is in no way his fault. No shame in it. No embarassment needed. No Stigma. Come on, everybody takes a fish these days....

c. The people who actually catch their own fish HATE HIM. If they expect him to do his best to catch his own fish too, its because they HATE HIM.

Except for you, of course. You love him and have his best interests at heart.

and finally:

d. He's owed the fish anyway, just by his mere existence.

Well then, you've got yourself a slave.; November 21, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Kal said...: Boy, you Johnny Rebs are a tough bunch to reason with. I love ya but sometimes I want to slap ya. You are stuck with the Socialist Kenyan for four more years. Can you at least give him a CHANCE to fix your shit...beacause as you go, so goes the rest of us. Please tell me ONE person on your side who can do a better job. I swear sometimes you want to fail, just so you can bitch about it. I feel your pain.; November 21, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Paladin said...: Oh... I've never needed a reason to bitch. I am, therefore I Bitch :)

No candidate endorsements from me at this point. Candidates have an annoying tendancy to let you down, you know? Just when you think you can throw your support behind them they go off the reservation and start making plans to bring about their OWN version of "Big Government Saves the Day"... that, or they get caught sending pictures of their weiners to someone.

It's quite vexing.

I think I'll just spend a bit of time trying to promote Conservatism instead.; November 21, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: I'm waiting for him to come out as gay now that he doesn't have to worry about being President any more.; November 21, 2012 at 6:35 PM
Kal said...: I hear he is so upset that he almost didn't put on his magic underwear on that day. He's also been chugging those forbidden Cola beverages filed with the demon caffiene. You gotta EASE into depravity Mitt. You just don't jump into the deep end on your first try. Can smoking bath salts be far behind?; November 21, 2012 at 7:34 PM

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