Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: I Would Kill To Have A Friend To See This With

Friday, December 7, 2012

I Would Kill To Have A Friend To See This With

6 comments:

Unknown said...: They (whoever they are) really just need to bring first-run movies into the home, for like $20 - $25; about double the price of a movie ticket. As much as I love seeing new movies, I fucking hate going to the theater with screaming kids, assholes on their cellphones, hipster douchebags, disgusting sticky seats, and rape-me-in-the-ass concession prices. I would gladly pay that much to see a movie on opening night from the comfort of my own CLEAN, COMFORTABLE home.; December 7, 2012 at 6:42 PM
Kal said...: I hear ya. I have been saying that for years. When I watched Batman Begins at home I thought that was brilliant. I had 24 hours to watch it as many times as I wanted. It would increase their take on opening night. I am like you. I don't like the crowds or the grubby audiences, most who I want to kill. So let's save some lives and get our stit together.

Hell, we would rant and each other all day long if we were real time friends.; December 7, 2012 at 7:15 PM
csmith2884 said...: I have best luck at midnight shows here opening night. The people there want to be there, and no kids.; December 7, 2012 at 7:19 PM
Kal said...: Sounds like a plan for me.; December 7, 2012 at 8:01 PM
Tempo said...: ..you forget the ignorant clown sitting a few rows back coughing their phlegm and plague loaded breath down on you all evening. The last time I went to a cinema I and my whole family came down with Swine Flue which didnt kill me but at times I thought it was going to....; December 7, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Kal said...: Like Jaime said....find us a way to watch first run movies at home. I can order movies that are 3 months old and should be able to do the same with a movie the day it is released.; December 8, 2012 at 4:42 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.