It's Not My Fault

I didn't mean to be in Walmart but I was. I didn't mean to stroll through the toy aisle (pathetic doesn't begin to describe it) and I certainly didn't mean to stop and look through all the Monster High figures they had. Yes, it's another Abbey but IT WAS PICTURE DAY!! How can I turn away and leave her there for someone else to take home? Touching her with their grubby, sticky fingers? She was the only Abbey and they stuffed her way in the back. I also think she might have talked to me but I may be only imagining that part. Did you notice the rainbow hair? It's PICTURE DAY!