Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: So I Have To Go To The MOON To Meet The Cat Women?

Sunday, April 14, 2013

So I Have To Go To The MOON To Meet The Cat Women?

9 comments:

Rod Barnett said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; April 14, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Rod Barnett said...: Sadly the Moon is the only place they live! Damned shame.....; April 14, 2013 at 12:47 PM
Kal said...: Stupid NASA - no wonder we don't want to go back to the Moon. Has that Mars rover ever spotted any girls on Mars?; April 14, 2013 at 12:55 PM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: I would be first in line to go to moon to aid these "Love Starved Cat-Women" if I could only afford it.

Maybe its just as well, I don't think I could bring a Cat-Woman home to mother.; April 14, 2013 at 1:11 PM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: From what I understand Mars is in need of women actually. And it seems Batgirl was the first to volunteer.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Mars_Needs_Women_FilmPoster.jpeg; April 14, 2013 at 1:12 PM
Kal said...: You can understand that your mother doesn't want the furniature all scratched up.; April 14, 2013 at 1:17 PM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: Which is a pity because I've always fantasized about having a girlfriend who sticks her butt in my face when I'm trying to sleep and puts dead rats in my shoes as a sign of affection.

Well, maybe not so much that last one...; April 14, 2013 at 1:34 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: THAT'S why those cats always want to be astronauts and cosmonauts! Mystery solved!; April 14, 2013 at 5:17 PM
Kal said...: Well in the Gaurdians of the Galaxy comic, Cosmo is a Russian dog with telekenetic and speach powers who run security for a space station at the edge of space after his 1960s Russian capsule got caught in a spacial vortex. He walks around with his little cosmonaut suit on.; April 14, 2013 at 7:54 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.