This is 'Doo-Bee' the birth control bee. I knew when she showed up that there would be education in things that I didn't need to know as a toddler. Plus Miss Fran never called my name at the end of 'Romper Room' and I know that untrustworthy bee was behind it all. Never trust a human sized bee.
Friday, May 17, 2013
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I too waited for my name to be called. Sadly it didn't.
I KNOW. But every other BORT or SHANIQUA was called daily. She saw me looking at her but she ignore me. It was pure spite as far as I am concerned. And if that Bee did nothing about it then that Bee was a collaborator. And I hate collaborators the most.
Birth Control Bee? But bees have entire swarms of children!
That is what makes DOO-BEE the most evil Bee there is. And we used to call condoms Doobies. The Doobie Brothers were The Birth Control Brothers.
You know, now that I think about it, she never called my name either... and my name has been the most popular boy's name for decades! She really was an evil bitch!
What? You think I pull these conspiracy theories out of my ass. That bee was evil I tells ya...EVIL!
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