Now I Know Why I NEED A Bag Of Frozen Oranges

So I can beat to death anyone who I see dressed like this for Halloween. It's like showing up at my door in an Octopus costume. I have no control over my murderous reaction to anything that preserves the memory of this low point in human civilization. It's not even ironic or funny. It's just sad.

 

More likely the drunk tanks will be filled with young college aged men with their hair done up in that hairstyle. Of course their foam fingers will have to be confiscated before they go into the cell. It's not going to be a fun All Saint's Day for a lot of them. It's probably the most embarrassing costume to be arrested in this year. Get's you too much attention from the prisoners who have been in the jail for a long time.